Bum Fluff

Bum Fluff

 

Bum fluff

 

It’s the stuff that’s found

Between you’re ears

Where a brain was

In you’re early years

 

Bum fluff

 

It’s like the stuff

That’s in you’re belly

Button at the end

Of the day – but smelly

 

Bum fluff

 

Between you’re ears

Between you’re cheeks

 

Bum fluff

 

 – The stuff of dreams

 

 

 

Just so you know, I’m fully aware that bum fluff is a guys first growth of beard – it just sounds so funny, I just had to write this one!!